Okay, so I have Analytics. I know my stats…and I know that there are WAY more people hanging out around here than the comments would suggest.
(Yes, I said “hanging out” – I checked the bounce rate.)
So, I shall attempt to play on the sympathies of you mean folks who NEVER, EVER say hello. I’m about to head to the doctor to have him remove the knives that suddenly appear in my chest each time I cough.
*hack, cough, hack* (This is the part where you picture me as Greta Garbo as Camille.)
What would hasten my recouperation, I have NO doubt, would be to return home and see comments from you, my lurkers. Nothing fancy – no need for a commitment or anything. Just a line or two.
- Tell me if you’ve added a song or artist to your iPod as a result of hearing them here.
- Tell me if you’re listening to music more since you’ve hung out here.
- Tell me I’m a hilarious writer who deserves her own Nationally Syndicated Column, or better yet – book deal! (Then tell me you’re in publishing and are in a position to offer me a lucrative arrangement.)
- Or, y’know – just say hey and tell me what you’re making for dinner.
But, for Pete’s Sake – say SOMETHING. We’ll consider it our own personal de-lurking day. The first day of the beginning of some BEAUTIFUL friendships. 😉