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Feels Like The First Time (Guest Post)

Really Foreigner? The first time?  Is that supposed to be some kind of a compliment? Umm.. I’m not sure about you but my first time was well, how can I put this? It was a monumental disaster. Disaster may be too harsh a word, and I’m not even sure it really happened as it was over so fast.

I was 1982 and I was  17 years old, which was considered a pretty old age to lose it, in the South. I had been going with this guy I’ll call W and we were in “love” or so we thought. I can remember Open Arms by Journey was playing and it was in his bedroom while his mom and dad was gone. Like I said it was clumsy, awkward and quick……. I’m talking really really quick.  After wards I can remember thinking…. THAT was it? THAT was what all the big fuss is about? I wont lie to you, I was a little less than enthused about the whole thing, but that didn’t keep me from trying it again and again. Over the next four years that we were together we practiced and believe me when I say… practice DOES make perfect. It wasn’t too long that we were doing it  like rabbits on viagra every chance we got. …….. and it was gooood. All we had to do was look at each other and we were hot and all over each other like a fat kid on a cupcake. Like Dorothy once said on the Golden Girls, “it was so good we named it!”

Like all good things, eventually we ended, but I took many good memories and sexy times techniques with me. And even today, when I hear a Journey song, I smile and get a little tingle down there.

Thanks to Ri for having me as a guest poster. I hope I did your wonderful blog justice.  Come on over and see me sometime on my blog – Are You Serious?

12 Responses to Feels Like The First Time (Guest Post)
  1. ascapecodturns
    August 21, 2010 | 7:49 am

    “Like a fat kid on a cupcake…” Nice similie or metaphor… could never remember the difference between the 2. So true about the first time…. maybe the first time is different if you are in a rock band? 🙂

  2. MrsBlogAlot
    August 21, 2010 | 7:53 am

    LOL …’fat kid on a cupcake!’

    Man, I could use a little more practice these days! (-:

    Great post!!!!

  3. Lou Belcher
    August 21, 2010 | 9:02 am

    No writer’s blog for you…. You’re even branching out to guest spots. Love the way your words flow…
    Lou Belcher´s last blog post ..Revise- Revise- Revise Shred!

  4. Lou Belcher
    August 21, 2010 | 9:04 am

    oops…. I meant “writer’s block” not blog…. You know what I mean… Have a great day.
    Lou Belcher´s last blog post ..Revise- Revise- Revise Shred!

  5. Mari
    August 21, 2010 | 9:43 am

    LOL love that story. I think it’s a generational thing, we’ve all got our awkward moves to the Journey / Foreigner / Bad Company song! Too funny. 🙂

  6. ThePeachy1
    August 21, 2010 | 1:30 pm

    Good to see 2 of ladies I love “come together” right now. Great post.

  7. Bodaciousboomer
    August 21, 2010 | 5:35 pm

    I knew we were a lot alike. I was also 17, a freshman at UT in 1969. I too was somewhat underwhelmed by the whole “first time” experience. I later discovered it was just the driver, not the vehicle itself, that led to my initial dismal assessment of driving. Thank God I found Doug, a man who really knows how to shift my gears!

  8. Danita
    August 21, 2010 | 5:43 pm

    I’m pretty sure it was Blanche, not Dorothy.

    Crap, did I just date myself? I’m not even supposed to KNOW about the Golden Girls! ACK!

    Also, I resemble that fat kid on a cupcake with Journey music backdrop remark.
    Danita´s last blog post ..Guess I’ll get sand in my ass after all…

  9. Miss Nikki
    August 21, 2010 | 5:52 pm

    My first time was… let me think here… hmmm… about the same year, I was probably about the same age… I was probably listening to Foreigner, or Supertramp, or Peter Gabriel… and… shit I can’t remember the first time I did it! I can’t! Such a waste…
    Miss Nikki´s last blog post ..Sorry- did you say porridge

  10. woman:confused
    August 21, 2010 | 8:26 pm

    OMG – my first time was like that too! “THIS is what the fuss was all about?”
    I’m a little younger than you but Journey may have also been involved lol
    woman:confused´s last blog post ..A bit of MawPaw

  11. Holly
    August 21, 2010 | 11:47 pm

    Im guest posting today- Feels Like The First Time (Guest Post) http://bit.ly/cgE4Eb

  12. Angie
    August 22, 2010 | 12:45 am

    As usual Holly- I’m never disappointed by your honest and funny posts. My first time- maybe thats a topic I could write about. It effing hurt….and I wondered if everyone around new could tell I wasn’t a virgin anymore. How old was I? Um–I’ll tell it in my post.

    BTW- I’m liking this site. I think I may subscribe.

    Angie´s last blog post ..Friday Flip Offs

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