Ri O'Laughlin: Snarksmith * Pie Aficionado * Social Web Wrangler * Indie Music Fan * Blog Publishing Addict * Passable Site Designer * Ostensible Freelance Writer * Master in the Timeless Art of Housework Avoidance * Vociferous Advocate of Excessive Understatement.Well, okay, maybe not silly. Maybe a vile, duplicitous event concocted by evil Madison Avenue hucksters to pit sleep deprived shoppers hopped up on Cool Whip against each other in a commercial grudge match over items they have intentionally under-ordered and over-advertised. It’s consumer manipulation at it’s finest.
So…y’all remember The Lady of the House from Checking the Electrical Box?
‘Member wwaaaaaayyyy back, when I christened her T-Loth? (Her Rapper Name.)
Well…she’s BAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!! 
(Seriously – it tickles the everlovin’ crap out of me when a past DJ wants to Shuffle again. SO cool. Squee!)
Since we’re all already well acquainted, I’ll just let her get to it, eh?